The girls are upset that they don't have a telephone at the hotel. They can't communicate with their friends and are social outcasts. Kate says it would cost $800 for the telephone company to install two miles of line just to get to the hotel. The girls have to get their calls at Drucker's Store and it's starting to disrupt his business. Sam refuses to take any more calls for them. Uncle Joe decides to start his own telephone company. He plans on using the barbed wire fencing surrounding all the local farms as the primary communication lines. He also plans to tap illegally into the Hooterville Telephone Company's line, but Sam doesn't let him. Joe comes up with a really complicated alternative. It's not long before the whole plan falls apart.
Season 0
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Betty Jo's Dog Race Against the Stork Have Library, Will Travel The Umquaw Strip As Hooterville Goes My Dog the Actor The Great Buffalo Hunt Betty Jo's Pen Pal Bedloe's Nightmare Kate's Bachelor Butter Mother of the Bride The Lost Patrol Smoke-Eaters The Curse of Chester W. Farnsworth There's No Flame Like an Old Flame Billie Jo's First Job A Matter of Communication Kate Bradley, Girl Volunteer Hooterville Crime Wave For the Birds Modern Merchandising Visit From the Governor A Borderline Story The Shady Rest Hotel Corporation A Tale of Two Dogs The Black Box Bedloe's Most Fiendish Scheme Bedloe Gets His Comeuppance The Mayor of Hooterville Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Jinx? The Chicken Killer Why Girls Leave Home There's No Stove Like an Old Stove The Brontosaurus Caper The Hairbrained Scheme There's No Business With Show Business
Betty Jo's Dog Race Against the Stork Have Library, Will Travel The Umquaw Strip As Hooterville Goes My Dog the Actor The Great Buffalo Hunt Betty Jo's Pen Pal Bedloe's Nightmare Kate's Bachelor Butter Mother of the Bride The Lost Patrol Smoke-Eaters The Curse of Chester W. Farnsworth There's No Flame Like an Old Flame Billie Jo's First Job A Matter of Communication Kate Bradley, Girl Volunteer Hooterville Crime Wave For the Birds Modern Merchandising Visit From the Governor A Borderline Story The Shady Rest Hotel Corporation A Tale of Two Dogs The Black Box Bedloe's Most Fiendish Scheme Bedloe Gets His Comeuppance The Mayor of Hooterville Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Jinx? The Chicken Killer Why Girls Leave Home There's No Stove Like an Old Stove The Brontosaurus Caper The Hairbrained Scheme There's No Business With Show Business